marcchurch:

milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

spice-ghouls:

spice-ghouls:

hey I’m starting a girl gang of lesbians, we’re gonna wear spiked leather jackets and beat up people who tell bi girls that they’re only bisexual because “guys think it’s hot”. reblog if you want in.

fantastic, our numbers are growing. next on the agenda is fistfighting TERFs and anyone else who disrespects trans women. we meet in the Dennys parking lot at dawn.

hidingoutbackstage:

the-suitelife-of-disneychannel:

remember that vase in the suite life of zack and cody and how every time it fell off the table, everyone got scared but somebody always caught it in time. and then it finally fell and broke into pieces in the last episode. well my theory that the reason the vase was so important for some reason was because inside the vase was the ashes of mr. tipton’s first wife, also london’s biological mother. london’s birth mother died from some kind of illness and mr. tipton decided to cremate her and put her ashes in that vase and put it in the middle of the lobby because she was apart of the creation of the tipton organization. and because she died, mr. tipton never got over her but tried by getting remarried to different women like 5 times. also part of the reason why mr. tipton never had a close relationship with his daughter london. maybe london reminds mr. tipton so much of his first love…..but no ashes was spilled when the vase finally broke…….. so that kinda disproves my theory.

What………the ever…loving……fuck di……..d i ju…..st rea……………d

callmedotseurat:

principles:

principles:

rewatching these movies also helps you appreciate how fucking FUNNY malfoy is. here’s an 11 year old. he likes to monologue and he’s evil

me when im 11 and evil

distantvoices:

Olivia Anakwe and Camille Hurel by Erik Madigan Heck For Harper’s Bazaar UK February 2019

lvl-5-kobold:

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”